i hate being a girl. i didn’t sign up for this shit.

callmeoctopus:

fuck you mother nature.

me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?

me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older